Dear Ken!,
Me and my boyfriend have recently had sex for the first time and it didnt turn me on at all. But before we had sex we had dry sex which turned me on loads Is this normal? And what can i do?
Kay-la xxx
Dear Kay-la xxx,
One should never confuse dry humping with first time intercourse. Here’s some analogies to help clarify:
| dry humping |
first time intercourse |
| soccer practice |
world cup final |
| riding a tricycle |
riding in the space shuttle |
| running for school class president |
becoming master of space and time |
While column "B" contains much cooler activities, they’re also far more harrowing. It’s the kind of stuff that when done– especially the first time– will bring a lump to the throat and cause a person to stop and ponder some of life’s bigger questions. Once the hot, hot monkey lovin’ becomes less foreign and more familiar you’ll find yourself enjoying it far more.
Keep on doin’ it,
Ken!