Friends of Ken

Hi there Ken,

We are in a band in England called Friends of Ken.
Here is a link to our myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=24651360
We have just finished our new album (and it’s great!) But we need a title?
What can you suggest?

Many thanks, your friends.

Friends of Ken

 

Dear Friends,

Perhaps it’s that my aging process has been accelerate by the leeching effects of my young children, or maybe it’s that I’ve become a parent and there’s some cosmic requirement that this be the case but, frankly, most music these days sounds like pure and utter crap to me. Good news for you and the rest of the world, however, because I took the time to listen to your tracks on MySpace and they didn’t sound like pure and utter crap. In fact, I quite liked it. Even better for you, since I was a child I dreamt that I’d be in a band and I’ve kept a list of album names. Given the possibility of my forming a band any time before I slip from this mortal coil is about as great as Britney Spears and the Pope hooking up and having some holy (or would that be unholy?) offspring, I offer you my full list of album names:


Unholy Offspring
Animal Farm
Nolo Contendere
Hot Nuts
Geophagy
Blunderbuss
Tiny Mitochondria
The Off-White Album
Words Set To Music
Juiced
What The Kids Are Into
Swamp Rats & Satellites
Bushlickr
Lies And Damned Lies
Brothers Gotta Hug 

and, of course, my favorite:

!

Feel free to use any or all these ideas, no questions asked.

Good luck!,

Ken!