Top ten pick-up lines for church:

10. You have better looking abs than Jesus'.

9. Fifteen minutes with you in the confessional and I can guarantee you'll have a religious experience.

8. How would you like to deliver me from temptation... and into the back seat of your car?

7. Do all those stories of the Romans whipping Jesus make you horny too?

6. Doesn't it make you hot when you're doing it and you know God's watching?

5. What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?

4. You can touch me in ways the good Lord can't!

3. How about we go back to your place and play "Sodom and Gomorra"?

2. I wish you'd part my legs like Moses parted the Red Sea.

1. Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

From the December 29, 1997 edition of Ask Ken!

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