Ken!’s Inexpensive Date Ideas


Hi Ken!,
You seem like a nice guy filled with a bunch of useful information. I was just wondering if you had any unique (and not too expensive) date ideas. (For people who have already been going out for a while and are far past the “getting to know you” stage) I’m kind of running low on ideas and I can’t afford to spend a lot of money all the time. (And I’m getting a little tired of seeing movies.)

Please, bless me with your creativity! Thanks =)

Signed,
creativity in california

Dear Creativity in California,
As part of the terms of my parole I’m required to keep a daily journal of my activities in fifteen minute increments. It’s a long story. I’ve scanned back through that journal and compiled a list of things I’ve done or hear other people do in your situation.

Ken’s! Not Entirely Complete List Of Cheap Dating Activities
fucking
feeding the ducks
visiting art galleries
fucking
hiking
kinky sex
long walks on the beach
playing cards
puzzles
board games
bondage
tee vee
frisbvee
frisbees
swimming
miniature golf
hot, hot monkey-loving
hootenanny
people watching
wife swapping
and…
picnics in the park

Enjoy! And don’t forget to think of me.

Ken!